| Augustus Waters: | hey i just met you |
| Augustus Waters: | and this is crazy |
| Augustus Waters: | but i think you're really pretty and you remind me of my dead ex and natalie portman as well and i really want you to come over my house and watch v for vendetta with me even though we barely know each other and i want to take you to amsterdam so you can live your dream because life is fleeting |
| Augustus Waters: | so call me maybe |